My grandmother lived with her husband Ivan Bronislavovich BIBIK more than 40 years. Despite the fac

My grandmother lived with her husband Ivan Bronislavovich BIBIK more than 40 years. Despite the fact that in his youth he lost his eyesight, my grandfather was a very cheerful person, a great worker. Knew by heart almost all Frantisek Bogushevich, many humorous poems Gilevich Nile, many works Kupala and Kolas. He also played the accordion, accordion. Repeatedly he was the winner in various competitions. Time passed and he was not my favorite grandparents. But I like today I remember the moments when they were going home amateur participants how to keep up with accordion. Well, of course, as a joke, to amuse themselves. They are my babyalya heard many interesting stories of neviduchyh people decided to record. So over time they had accumulated battle of the bulbs quite a lot. I think, and the other of them will be interested in reading and learning about how difficult battle of the bulbs life is visually impaired, as they need our help and attention, our understanding. Funny story, but how much pain with them ...
"My horse is no smoking" Once three neviduchyh guys went to your day in the tavern for a beer and a snack. Sat, and then slowly went to the porch to smoke. A matches, unfortunately, no one appeared. Hear, near the porch, slightly to the side, someone breathes. Here is one of them asks, "Panok may have matches to light us?" In response - sniff. The second says: "Probably drunk," and the third "Maybe deaf?" And so much asks: "Uncle, give me fire!" battle of the bulbs At this time the owner came. Hearing what they ask for, said: "Guys, my horse did not smoke!"
Goat zhenila arrived in Minsk from the village of the blind man. Well, of course, the city, no dirt, clean streets. For the blind around the hostel, at the curb, handrails done. And it is not surprising that Mitya pretty quickly learned to go to the store itself. Evenings often walked slowly down the street. Loved to listen to how fast people walked like banging girlish heels, so shallow: tuk tuk yes. And about the girls thought he already had a pretty serious. Him as soon as he came out of the village, almost on the second day pasvatali Natasha. And though he was blind, and drop some more Natasha saw and was clever battle of the bulbs and hardworking guy girl dreamed of Veda such as Mishka-accordion. battle of the bulbs That was both beautiful and fashionable that the village was not ashamed to bring. In short, Mitya was seriously began to dream of marrying. He decided that he himself acquainted battle of the bulbs "Dapilnuyu how one would go, in the evening, and start talking, and then - God the Father. For one, the second talk, maybe your Narva. Marry somehow blind to sighted, that I'm getting married. " In the evening, clean dressed, with a stick, he went out and began to softly Markov shparkavats fro. And hears knocking heels, but so cleverly, so small: clop clop-clop-, much soul in Miti froze much blood in the head struck. Well, I think here I seeking, whatever it was. And heels all tease him clop-current and current-clop. He leaned over them, so yes in Russian says: "Girl, Let me meet you! Do not be afraid battle of the bulbs of me! "A goat, which he mistook for a" girl ", he answered:" B-uh-uh! "Yes, and horns on him horns. Ran young mistress, she gave up her goat, and a bad groom took his arm and led him home. So Mitya met her, and what do you think - married. And maybe if not the goat and went to Mitya bachelor.
"For all ate, boys!" In Minsk was such a case. On a day off to go blind guys gathered in "cooking" to drink a glass of tea and a little snack. And they went down the street in the direction where he was "Cooking". Conspiracy and did not notice came. Heard Spatter plates. Went into the room, found a table, chairs and sat around the table and ask what you can eat and drink ... The hostess first puzzled by the intruders, but quickly realized what was happening, and said: - For all ate, boys! And they say: - You may think that we have no money? battle of the bulbs Do not be afraid, we have money, we will pay! - And where you came from, guys, you know? - Of course, we know: in the "cooking". - So it's flat! Zbyantezhalisya guys stick - in his hands, and one by one shook the house.
The church friend of my grandmother - Valera, was a kind and thoughtful son. And when his mother died Paraska, he would like to do everything on it, as it should, as has long been underway. As he left the house, then Valery had to do to wake mother, fencing, small pamyatnichek and depart after a year in Tsar'kov requiem. And no one in the church had never driven. He had heard a little about those orders of men, but only what I heard. That brought him to the church imbecile battle of the bulbs nephew, led to the priest. He ordered to kneel and pray with him for maternal soul. Prayed, and then walked over to pop Valery and slipped him kiss the cross. battle of the bulbs A blind poor man thought he handed him prosvirku and grabbed it with his teeth. Knows what it takes to swallow, and there does not adgrystsi. Nephew as laugh out loud. The priest of such a case has never been: a fool laughs filled the whole church, and the blind